I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi. I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
I won't let anyone get away with insulting Sis or me.
You're working under Yoshiko the Idiot?
Yeah, you're an idiot, too.
All right! Two-on-one against A-kun!
You're good, bastard.
Oh! It's heating up in here!
Speaking of heating up...
It's getting steamy on my soap today, but I forgot to set a recording for it!
I'mma go home and watch!
Get back here, you idiot!
I won't let you interfere with Sis—
Shut up!
Nice punch, bro.
Y-You know, I wouldn't mind
being friends with a guy like you.
No thanks.
To Be Continued!
Pachi Ranger Show
Part 13
All right, kids!
Are you ready to welcome the Pachi Rangers?!
She said she'd take us somewhere cool...
But the hero show at the department store?!
Aren't they adorable?
Crap. It's embarrassing just to watch.
Now, you, too!
Huh? Me, too?
D-Don't, Nozomi!
You gotta enjoy everything as much as you can! You only live once!
Right! Okay, Yoshiko-oneechan!
Wait, Nozomi!
Don't be like Yoshiko! It'll ruin you as a human being!
She'll be fine!
No, she won't!
So don't!
Pachi Ranger Show
This venue now belongs to us!
Now, which of you should I take hostage?
What?!
You'd never pick me! You wouldn't, right?!
Huh? Yeah, uh, no, not you.
You serious?!
All right!
I choose this girl!
Yoshiko-oneechan!
Nozomi-chan!
Damn you! Pachi Rangers, come quick!
How do you feel now? Scared?
Wh-Where are they? Why aren't they here yet?!
Hey, they've got a script to follow...
Am...
Am I gonna have to fight you?!
Wait!
Yoshiko, it's just a show!
Show or not, Nozomi-chan's tears are real!
So I have to save her, and now!
What?
As her friend...
and her hero!
Yoshiko-oneechan!
Transform!
You're just having your own fun!
Crap! If Yoshiko saves Nozomi here, she'll get even more attached to Yoshiko, and...
We have to do this!
To defend our friend's future!
Oh, you guys!
If you're gonna fight, wear these!
Transform!
We're the Super Pachi Rangers!
M-Monster! Don't let Yoshiko take you down!
Go down with this!
Huh?
Don't think, just go down!
Our friend's future is at stake here!
Wha... Huh?
Save me!
I'll deal the final blow!
Stop it, you idiot!
We're begging you! Take a hint!
Um... Er...
Ah! You got me!
Yes!
I was so scared!
We're the ones who beat him!
Yoshiko's just some idiot!
Thank you...
Yoshiko-oneechan!
Just doing my job.
Seriously?!
Keep doing your best to defend the girl's future, boys!
I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi. I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
To try to make friends with this "A-kun" guy,
I'm going through Sis's tough training.
What is your one true joy?!
To serve at Akutsu-sama's feet!
What are you?!
Akutsu-sama's faithful dog!
Yes! Perfect!
Thank you, Sis!
To Be Continued!
Counseling
Part 14
Hanabatake-san, what don't you understand?
How bananas can be this delicious.
I'm asking about school!
Why teachers keep trying to teach me?
Because you're an idiot!
Sensei, are you okay?
I-I've got this, Akutsu-kun.
Since you're having trouble holding a conversation,
we'll start with studying language arts, Hanabatake-san.
Can I have a banana?
I just gave you one!
I already finished it!
If I can't have one, I'm going home to play!
I-I'll go buy one.
Please... Hang in there.
"Yasuko and Takashi went their separate ways."
"They live their lives as best they can and spend their nights holding back their tears."
Now, how does Yasuko feel?
Ask Yasuko if you wanna know!
I'm Yoshiko!
Read the story and figure it out!
The answer is "lonely"!
Yasuko isn't that simple a woman!
Yasuko truly cares for Takeshi!
It's "Takashi"!
You don't understand a thing.
Have you ever been in love, Sensei?
Ba-dum...
S-So what if I haven't?
A 28-year-old female teacher who's never been in love, eh?
So what?
If you think you can understand someone's feelings, then tell me what I feel right now.
I-I want to eat another banana?
Wrong!
Actually, I ate so much, I'm about to hurl!
How am I supposed to know that?!
Exactly!
You don't even know how I feel, and I'm right in front of you!
How can you know how Yasuko feels?
I'm a girl deep in love, but Yasuko's feelings are too complex even for me!
So you don't know, either!
Exactly.
But you see...
I know that I don't know!
I-I... I...
T-Take it easy, Sensei.
When one knows that one does not know, only then can one learn.
That's...
How a girl feels when she's in love...
How a girl feels when she's eaten too many bananas...
You don't know anything, Sensei!
Feeling like you know something by getting answers from a textbook...
Is that what you call education?!
Ka-boom!
That is why I play all day, every day—
Ooh, a banana!
I... I didn't know anything...
Mmm, yummy!
No, Sensei! Don't let Yoshiko get into your head!
Akutsu-kun...
Teach me...
Teach me what love is!
What are you saying?!
You don't like older women?!
Seriously, what are you saying?!
I mean, I'm a teacher, but I don't know anything! So please!
Don't take anything that idiot says seriously!
I've never been in love before! How could I ever understand how Yasuko feels?!
Enough! Open your eyes!
I'm counting on you, Sensei!
If you give up, no one will ever teach Yoshiko anything!
I-I'm counting on you...
Aho Girl
I'm Kurosaki Ryuuichi. I'm one of Sis's soldiers.
At last, it's time for the final battle.
I'm begging you! I'll do anything!
What do you want?
I exist solely to love and serve my venerable master!
Please...
Please!
Okay, fine.
If you want to serve me that badly, I'll use you like a tool.
So serve me well.
With my gratitude and utmost pleasure!
You did it! Now you're A-kun's dog!
Yes!
Huh?
I wanted to be his friend!
Is that right?
The End
Class 1-2
Part 15
It's A-kun's birthday tomorrow!
Oh, really?
So let's break into A-kun's room tonight!
Sure, let's—
Huh?
And we'll figure out what A-kun wants there!
B-But he'll be really mad if he finds out.
Don't worry! I'm used to it!
But I'm not!
I heard that.
You...
Boob President!
Y-You're taking me with you.
I want to sneak into Akutsu-kun's room—
I mean, I want to give Akutsu-kun a present, too!
Then answer me this.
Are your feelings as huge as your boobs?
Y-Yes, they are!
Damn, they're huge!
Okay! It'll be the three of us!
Do I have to go, too?
Jump.
Don't come in here!
Sleeping like a baby.
His sleeping face... So cute!
Boo!
What do you think you're doing, you idiot?!
Damn that idiot...
J-Just one picture of him sleeping...
I-I'm so sorry...
I found A-kun's boxers!
What?!
Sniff, sniff.
What are you doing?!
K-Keep it down! If we're too loud—
I'm confiscating those as disciplinary committee president!
Hahaha! You can't have 'em!
Hand them over!
Onii-chan, keep it dow—
Let me out...
Hurry up and do what you came to do!
Yes.
What are you doing?!
I'm kinda sleepy.
W-Well, I'm sleepy, too!
No room for you, Boob President!
There's no room for you!
U-Um...
Now then, A-kun, have a goodnight kiss!
Whoa! Don't you dare!
Nah, I'm sleepy.
Hey, blockheads...
What the hell are you thinking?
Well, um...
You can say that again!
We came here to think about what you'd want for a present,
but Yoshiko-chan and the president went way too far.
Please... Just please...
What are you thinking?!
I-I'm sorry.
Summertime! Aho Girl
Next time: "Summertime! Aho Girl!"